Red Warszawa

Red Warszawa - autumn 2026 Gandalf and Dildo Here's some news from Tolkien. A previously unknown manuscript has seen the light of day. “Gandalf and Dildo” is the title of a short story (about an A4 sheet) that describes Gandalf's sex life in his older days. The sheet is divided into 3 sections “The Adventure of the Ring Muscle”, “The Two Towers from Mozambique” and “The King of the Mens-club Returns”. In all 3 sections, Dildo is used extensively. In autumn 2026, Red Warszawa will perform this writing as total theatre at a number of venues in Denmark and the surrounding area. The performance lasts about 2 minutes. Sooo…. The manuscript wasn't any longer either. Find your favorite walking stick along with the last dildo you bought and come along to this total experience designed for people who thought Tolkien was some hippie shit.